Step Brothers Quotes
Step Brothers Quotes - Voicetones Free
Robert: Alright everybody. Sleeping arrangement—Brennan, you’re going to be sharing a room with Dale. Just until the two of you get job and you move out.
Dale: [whispers] Hey, are you awake?
Brennan: [whispers] Yeah.
Dale: [whispers] I hate your guts.
Brennan: [whispers] As soon as your eyes shut I oughta punch you square in the face.
Dale: This is the one rule of the house. Don’t EVER touch my drumset. DON’T TOUCH IT!
[Brennan plays on drumset]
Dale: Did you touch my drumset?
Dale: Why are you so sweaty?
Brennan: I was watching cops.
Nancy: I think they are starting to like each other.
[Brennan hits Dale on the head, he falls back into a hole. Brennan shovels dirt ontop of him.]
Dale: What are you doing?!?
Brennan: I’m burying you.
Dale: [crying] I’m alive Brennan, I’m alive.
Brennan: You’re waking the neighbors! Shut up!
Dale: OK, name your favorite dinosaur?
Brennan and Dale: Philosoraptor.
Brennan: Alright. If you were a chick, whose the one guy you would sleep with? Brennan and Dale: John Stamos.
Brennan: Did we just become best friends?
Robert: You have one month to find jobs, you’re on your asses.
Brennan and Dale: WHAT?
Robert: I’ll arrange interviews and you will go!
Interviewer: Whose this gentleman sitting behind you?
Dale: [peeks from behind Brennan] Hello Miss Lady!
Interviewer: You can’t…
Brennan: Shu… shut your mouth.
Interviewer: You shouldn’t tell the person who is interviewing you to shut their mouth.
Brennan: You’re sounding stupid now.
Interviewer: I’m sorry, what did you just say?
Brennan: You’re just coming off stupid.
Interviewer: Please leave this office.
Brennan: Do we get any sort of souvenir?
Interviewer: GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!
Dale: [to parents] Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?
Brennan: [pleading] It’ll give us so much extra space in our room to do activities.
Robert: You’re adults, you can do what you want.
Dale: This is the funnest night ever!
step brothers quotes - Voicetones
This has also been published as: movie on Wordpress